My story is no different than yours. I was born to loving mother and spent the early part of my life being raised by a pair of gold fish. After that I entered a nunnery until I was nineteen. Upon banishment by the sexist nuns, I took up street peddling. When no one would buy my streets, I found another way to make money. I took up a life of crime. I attended a number of law schools until I finally passed a bar and graduated. Unfortunately, it wasn't long before I was run over by the ambulance I was chasing. I then went into a slump which found me spending my sober minutes selling chum to local seahorse fishermen. When I finally decided I had reached wit's end, that's when I started making movies.